#no hammer is not for diy lads !

[ccacoethes]

— THE ROAD TO PARADISE BEGINS IN HELL.

{ genderfluid, he/they/she } huh, who’s TESSA THOMPSON? no, you’re mistaken, that’s actually YENNEFER MALSTROM. he/they/she is a 37 year old MUGGLEBORN wix who is A HITWIZARD. he/they/she is known for being UNPREDICTABLE, IMMORAL, COLD, UNREPENTANT, and VIOLENT but also SELF-ASSURED, ALLURING, DAUNTLESS, RELENTLESS, and METHODICAL, so that must be why he/they/she always reminds me of the song SELFISH BY HAMSTER FT LEE and RESENTMENT AND VENGEANCE BEING PART OF YOUR DNA; SHOWING GOD THE MESS YOU’VE MADE AND BLAMING IT ON HIM; HOLLOW, EMPTY CHURCHES THAT ARE LONG ABANDONED BUT FILLED WITH PHANTOMS; SETTING EXPECTATIONS ON FIRE; THE BELIEF THAT VIOLENCE CAN BE DIVINE; KNOWING PAIN MORE INTIMATELY THAN FAMILY. i hear he/they/she is aligned with DEATH EATERS, so be sure to keep an eye on him/them/her.

PARALLELS: the joker ( dc comics ), loki ( marvel comics ), cait ( fallout 4 ), bronn ( game of thrones ), bellatrix lestrange ( harry potter ), meave millay ( westworld ), asha greyjoy ( game of thrones ), iron bull ( dragon age inquisition ), alex krycek ( the x files ), tyler durden ( fight club ), villanelle ( killing eve ), freddie lounds ( hannibal )

WARNINGS: religion / catholicism, chronic pain, murder.

STATS.  INTRODUCTION.

[welovelofi]

Loves Me Loves Me Not - The Halloween not-so-special

Onwards!

German Error Message - What Welcoming

https://soundcloud.com/germanerrormessage/what-welcoming/s-Ob13f

It’s like in your teens sneaking back home late at night after you’ve been out and up to no good. But your parents aren’t waiting with angry glances and harsh words, they put out milk and cookies for you, right next to your bed, so you can just tug in and dream of sweet nothing. If you’ve listened to some of the solo-stuff done by Angus Stone on his Dope Lemons records and you liked it, this will soothe your ears too.

Dilary Huff - Overused Sayings

https://soundcloud.com/deviltowntapes/dilary-huff-overused-sayings

What the fuck is going on in Australia these days? and why are none of all these bands touring Europe? Somethings wrong. Nothing’s wrong in this track though, Dilary and the gang are clearly too busy and preoccupied to mind about your emotions. Or maybe they’re singing about us Europeans, we’ve got enough in the lattes and sausages. I’m sorry gang of Huffs, we will put down the crepes. This reminds me of a newer version of Velvet Underground stuff, smothered in the 00s indie jangles. Vocals hint at Sonic Youth, especially towards the end - too many good references for you not to listen to this tune!

Yune - Ørkensangen

https://soundcloud.com/crunchy-frog/yune-orkensangen-radio-edit/s-nbYf5

Yune is a band that hasn’t put out anything in a long time, people were waiting, they been trippin’ in the desert, luckily what they came back with was this extremely pleasant hybrid of Khruangbin and Tame Impala. The fucking guitars sound amazing in this - if nothing at all, you need to listen to this tune solely for the guitars and I promise you’ll be satisfied. Solid work, solid delivery, thank you gents. Somewhere I bet this track is going to be the anthem for getting lost or sidetracked - for a while, if your walking the deserts or just camping.

El Lago - Pyramid

https://soundcloud.com/ellagoband/pyramid

I love the vocals on this track - it’s the nice parts of Björk but in a Mazzy Star world, how can that not be a solid winner? Band plays amazing, the right amount of sloppyness but not too much, just that proper laid back feel. And the vocals - don’t get me started on the vocals. I would stay in a bubble-bath even after the water got cold if I had this in my ears. The most lovely part for me personally is how they somehow cross it over to Sonic Youth landscape halfway through the song and ads another feel to the tune. Can’t wait to hear more from this bunch <3

Quality Living - Pretty Down

https://soundcloud.com/tryqualityliving/pretty-down-2

Don’t mind the dorky intro - it’s on purpose - you’re not at a bad blues-jam bar. I’m not entirely sure how to label this - I mean, it mostly reminds me of all those amazing theme songs that cam out between the 60s-00s. I fucking loved those tunes, you’d get hammered and put them on in a row creating a strange game of guessing which belonged to what show. One thing’s for certain - I would definitely want to check this show out. I’m thinking something with Buddhist Dolphins trying to change the world for the better - but they’re not turning the other cheek - they’re letting the fuckers have it! When’s the video coming guys? <3

Glitter Party - Moonrise

https://open.spotify.com/track/3eTBJrYEpmyz7wbF4A1h1a

This is truly something Kevin Parker would have been doing before the first Tame Impale album came out. You cannot do anything but love the fuzz on these guitars, amazingly soothing! It’s very diy in the mix, but it works and I’d be happy anticipating what could come out of these lads in the future.

Typsy Pantre - Bluebird Blues

https://soundcloud.com/user-411219329/02-bluebird-blues/s-8TpDM

Wonderful use of drony bass synths and monotone vocals - I don’t think I’ve heard it done so well in a long time. It has a dorky vibe, yet very dream-pop’ish, but never crossing over into shitty country, which is a relief - they’re keeping it pretty real. I could see this tune being in one of the early Quentin Tarantino movies. Check it out

Eyedress - I Don’t Wanna Be Your Friend

https://soundcloud.com/eyedress/i-dont-wanna-be-your-friend

I don’t think I’ve ever reviewed something out of the Philippines - I can happily say that this is now not the case anymore. I’m wondering what the scene is over there? This track reminds me mostly of something that has been made in the basement of a ravehouse of Berlin, the guys who fucking hate those all night dancers and just want to fucking make music and not sweet their ass of in glitter. In every sense this is the kind of magic you could only hope for can come out of a home-setup and someone just figuring out how the hell Garage Band works. It’s odd, in the right way. Thank you for that !

Mainland Break - Gun Without Hire

Diy road well driven once more - it’s the diy roadtrip you’ve been waiting for. The push of this reminds me of Pixies records, vocals are hinting at this as well - there’s gotta be some inspiration there? but I would venture to say I really do miss more bands with Pixies-like qualities - where are they all? Well atleast I’ve found one here - looking forward to what else might come from these gents!

Lucid World - Here

https://soundcloud.com/user-122842934/2-here/s-VpSF1

Lets end this on a different note today - we cover few electronic tracks, but as you know, every now and again there’s something you can’t let pass. Here by Lucid World is one of those tracks, its so damn simple and it makes it so so so soothing. I’m not in need of any other plans today but to just bring this to the nearest rooftop or hilltop, maybe bring a sixpack or bottle of rosé and just gaze, just fucking gaze. Maybe dress up as a Sheep Herder or something since it’s Halloween and I wouldn’t want to not fit in, right? ;)

Take care everyone, remember to be nice to your next

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Hey Girl - 35 Reasons Why We Can't Get Enough Of Ryan Gosling

Fresh off the Golden Globes red carpet with award in hand and a heart-meltingly amazing acceptance speech dedicated to wife Eva Mendes (aka the luckiest woman in the world) in the bag, Ryan Gosling is proving 2017 is still all about the baby goose.

Tap dancing and singing his way through award season's most-hyped movie La La Land (which, yes is totally delightful – check out our review – and why aren't him and Emma Stone a couple already?!) the Gosling reportedly celebrated the film's success at last night's UK premiere by sipping on a new bottle of champagne every time a journo congratulated him on his Golden Globe win. What. A. Lad.

Ryan might be celebrating by sipping on champers but we'll be toasting his good fortune by ever so slightly obsessively stalking 35 things we totally love about our fave A-list actor. In a completely cool and not scary way, obvs.

1. He was home schooled by his mum (for a while anyway!).

2. He was in our favourite scary/not scary kid's TV show Goosebumps.

3. He was in The Mickey Mouse Club in 1993 with pals Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears.

4. He's got friends in high places – while appearing on The Mickey Mouse Club for two years, he lived with co-star Justin Timberlake's family.

5. He’s super hot – Gosling has reportedly turned down the title of People magazine's Sexest Man Alive multiple times. Also, just look at that face.

6. He’s in a band with his friend Zach Shields called Dead Man's Bones.

7. He’s so into DIY he actually built the kitchen table featured in The Notebook in preparation for his role as Noah.

8. He rocks a gold bomber jacket like no one else.

9. He was destined for stardom – He was born in the same hospital as his The Notebook co-star Rachel McAdams in London, Ontario

10. He’s a foodie and owns a Moroccan restaurant called Tagine in Beverly Hills, California.

11. He’s a lover not a fighter – the Gos dated Rachel McAdams twice after meeting on the set of The Notebook.

12. He’s a badass. His school nickname was Trouble. We wouldn't mind having a run in with him… Just sayin.

13. Science says he’s not attractive. Technically his face isn’t very symmetrical which science deems less attractive. We beg to differ.

14. He’s a family man. He took his mother and sister to the Oscars in 2007 and recently had his second child with his Place Beyond The Pines co-star and all round hotty Eva Mendes.

15. He's a fan of Disney. He named his baby daughter Esmeralda Amanda Gosling.

16. He likes to work out LA style aka at the same gym as Bradley Cooper, Jodie Foster, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, the list goes on!

17. He’s a David Lynch fan and first saw Blue Velvet when he was 14 years old.

18. He’s inspirational – "I've learned it's important not to limit yourself. You can do whatever you really love to do, no matter what it is."

19. You can find his face on just about everything.

20. He loves his own merch.

21. He’s an indie kid at heart – "Not to discriminate against budgets, I feel that independent films tend to ask more questions and don't pretend to know as much as the bigger films, which tend to think they know everything."

22. He stars in the best Vines.

23. He’s down to earth – "I try not to make too many movies. I get sick of myself, so I can't imagine how everyone else feels."

24. He’s got his priorities right – "I think the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want."

25. He wore a t shirt of Macaulay Culkin wearing a t shirt of him wearing a t shirt of Macaulay Culkin wearing a t shirt of him…

26. He’s got style – "When I'm down in the dumps, nothing gets my toes a-tappin' like putting on my old MC Hammer pants. And they still fit, even though my aunt made them for me when I was eight. But that's the genius of MC Hammer."

27. He’s not sucked in by celebrity – "I can't tell you how many times people go, "Are you Ryan?" Then they take the picture and realise, in that moment, that I'm not Ryan Reynolds."

28. He looks great in a velvet suit.

29. He can tap dance and works a pair of brogues like nobody else.

30. Did we mention he’s ridiculously hot?

31. THAT scene from The Notebook.

32. He has his own colouring book.

33. He rocks every look EVER. Blonde, gangster, full beard, no beard, you name it, he nails it.

34. He’s great with the paps.

35. He's an all-round nice guy. After the creator of the Vine 'Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal' passed away, Ryan in fact ate his cereal in tribute.